Transcript:
Patty and Charlie Brown sit across from each other at a table filled with food. She asks,"Did you wash your hands, Charlie Brown?"
He picks up his fork and replies,"Why should I? I'm not going to touch anything....I'll be using a fork!"
She points to the table and says,"What about bread? You'll have to use your hands to eat that!"
He stands on a stool washing his hands over the sink in the bathroom. He exclaims,"Rats!! Bread isn't worth it!"
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