Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years
Homemade espresso >>>
(Of course, if it's financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)
The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect
---> This one @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc
Feel free to remake it!
Honestly I feel like the top one could have been old timey distracted boyfriend meme because 1800s was when US swapped to coffee hard.
Then could have made middle one look more millennial/z.
Then bottom one have it zoomed out to see Thor and could make him look raggedy and like a broke teen realizing that buying 2 monsters a day does not go over well.
I remember when you could get a kilo of pure caffeine powder on Amazon which worked out to like $0.0001 per 50mg dose, and then one idiot had to go ruin it by overdosing.
I love the giant, inexpensive tins of ceylon tea at my local international market. If you can afford it, buy a bottle of rose water to add to the tea. Perfection. And of course, don't throw away the leaves - steep them again - the second steeping is even better than the first one.
Coffee wins every time, even if I have to pay $9+ for a goddamn bag 😭
Embrace tradition, 100 tea bags for $4! Your ancestors fought for access to tea!