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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 244 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 105 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

they guy who won the Presidency twice and has the entire government and miliary kissing his ass?

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

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[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

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[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 85 points 1 week ago

And it was just yesterday when The Daily Show talked about how “Trump tours Japan and manages not to do the accent”. Ah, sweet summer children.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

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[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I honestly don't care about these 'Trump said or did something stupid' ""news"". I get it that his sundowning as hard as Biden did. Tell me if he nukes of threatens to nuke something.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Hey great news.... He wants to start using nukes immediately.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

He seems to be selling off weapons grade plutonium to billionaires, so there's that.

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