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[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 61 points 9 months ago (1 children)

well, that's why they do excersises and tests.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes but this sort of test shouldn't fail, and it absolutely shouldn't fail twice in a row.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well now they know there's something wrong elsewhere don't they? They don't exactly want this to happen, armchair-engineer.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I am an engineer, specifically a test & commissioning engineer, but the chair I'm in right now doesn't have arms.

Yes, the purpose of the test is to confirm things are working correctly, but for this kind of test you're supposed to make absolutely sure you have all your ducks in a row before you proceed.

[–] Risk@feddit.uk 33 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Surprised this was made public so soon to be honest.

[–] marsokod@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

You cannot really hide it. The launch has to be public to warn airplanes and ships so they can avoid the area. And once the launch is public, such a failure is quite evident to anyone who was interested in following it, so you might has well publish the news instead of trying to hide the unhidable.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My first thought was "I wonder how often this sort of thing happens in US tests and drills. Because there's absolutely zero chance they would tell us."

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Literally every US mishap makes the news, are you high?

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How would you know if they aren't telling you? Idk about you, but I'm not getting any reports about drills and tests from my representative. Maybe military contractors are getting that for the specific equipment they're selling so they can improve on issues, but I don't expect that that info is publicly available. After all, mishaps might hurt stock valuation 🙃

[–] olympicyes@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nice! Thanks for the resource!

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everytime a plane skids off the runway you hear about it in the news, sorry your congressman didn't personally send you a letter about it.

[–] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That's not the same as a submarine testing a missile launch, dude. A plane missing a runway is something that people nearby will see. I'm talking about stuff that would require clearance to even know that they're testing it in the first place lol.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not really, that was one of the points of the Snowden leaks.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Snowden wasn't leaking military mishaps last I checked.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I mixed it up, I remembered this one.

[–] essellburns@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago

Get it out and over with...

Keep it secret it's twice the size when it gets loose. (Pardon my phrasing)

[–] sonori@beehaw.org 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone has trouble getting it up sometimes, it’s nothing to be ashamed of.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

I vaguely remember an article about pollution affecting penis size and performance. Perhaps this submarine was a part of that study.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

British Empire became United Kingdom and that will shortly become the Kingdom of England and Wales 🤞

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Personally i hope for just Republic of England (People's Republic of England actually but sadly it's currently not very probable).

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah they love their monarchy and caste system too much

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Imagine scene on board the sub.

"Errrm guys the missile, which is full of fuel, is coming down on top of us. Suggest we move, sharpish!"

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Engage evasive manoeuver reverse sharpish left zag-zig Omega 0, full skedaddle speed.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I love you comment here. That is all.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Tally-ho, chaps!

[–] ijhoo@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] RandomUser@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Yes prime minister is the most accurate documentary about British politics of all time.

[–] Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is an Arsenal failure.

FC Porto 1 Arsenal 0

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See the trouble with arsenal is, they always try to walk it in

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 9 months ago

A trident missile flopping into the sea is, to be fair, a ludicrous display.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"A TRIDENT missile dramatically misfired and crashed into the ocean yards from the British nuclear submarine that launched it, The Sun can reveal."

Crashed into the ocean.

[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] wito@lemmy.techtailors.net 12 points 9 months ago

But did the front fell off?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago

It will be towed outside the environment.

[–] Rosco@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

At sea?! Chance in a million!

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Well some of them are built so the front doesn’t fall off at all.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Was it made of cardboard or cardboard derivatives?

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

So that's why they were making such a big deal about NK's rocket tests, they were insecure at the results they were getting.

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Missile is against Brexit. Seems reasonable to me.