Yeh totally works, I mean, I'm sitting at my desk at work shaking and I can hardly read the screen as random words go variously in and out of focus and despite being hair trigger alert I'm also exhausted and the verge falling face down unconscious on my keyboard and I have to read every email 10 times over before actually understanding it and then somehow still respond in a way that doesn't quite make total sense. But technically, I'm awake and I'm physically here and nobody can say otherwise.
most coherent coffe drinker: ^
I’ll have you know I am currently slightly more coherent right now
Hey. It's me. I'm in this comment.
Oh god. That was me last week. Waking up to "think about things" at 3am, staying awake until six and waking up at eight. I have no tolerance for days like this, I felt like absolute shit.
One coffee? No.
A lot of coffee? Yes.
Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.
Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don't know why, but it works (to a degree).
Don't ask me, how I know.
Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.
Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.
Coffee isn't nearly enough to overcome a poor sleep schedule. That's why I'm an espresso guy.
I'll have you know that I'm at work now and I have no idea how much sleep I got.
I'm on two hours sleep and zero litres of coffee. It's late afternoon and my brain hurts
Same. Worst thing is I could have just gone to sleep at any point, but had to play with my phone the entire night
I go to bed at 11pm as an adult because I like to sleep
I tried that for years but I can't fall asleep that early. I wish I could because I also love a good night's sleep but it just won't happen unless I've gone 2 nights with 4 or less hours per night and worked both days. Then I'll sleep at 7pm right after dinner. There sadly is no in-between
Reading a book always works for me
Thanks for the suggestion but I struggle with reading. I can't keep my attention on it and I have to reread each sentence multiple times before I get what it says. Which is more frustrating than relaxing. But it is a bit weird as I can read articles and messages just fine.
That's fine. Let the text tire your eyes and you'd sleep soundly.
I have to be asleep by 7 or 8pm to get anywhere close to 8 hours. Gotta be awake at 3am for my job lol. it sucks.
You can go to bed whenever you want, but your body don't thinks so.
I stared at this way too long wondering what a Cheesy Poof on the sidewalk had to do with coffee.
In my defense, I'm scrolling before going to sleep and my morning coffee has long since worn off.
Yea, sometimes I have day like that. I am shift worker, so my sleep schedule is constantly fucked up.
A pan to the head would do more for you than coffee
See, wide awake
But can you also stand up when you want? Who's your daddy now?
4???
You can afford sleeping 4x longer than me?