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Curing cancer? Nooo

Protecting children from gun shots? Nooo

Making sure children are educated and fed? Nooo

Let's build a fucking ball room and create a Jesus chat bot -- YES

I cannot believe that this is the future we were waiting for.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lol the first LLM with included cognitive dissonance and self-loathing

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

mission to build a Christian AI

But AI is already fucking stupid?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Breaking: Lightning flashes, thunderous boom. Jesus Christ appears upon a obelisk in the center of the reflecting pool in DC.

And I say unto you: FUCKING HELL, CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP RUINING THE WORLD AND EACHOTHER, JUST FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE MONEY AND FUCKING OVER THE POOR. EVERYONE DESERVES FOOD AND COMFORT AND STOP TRYING TO SPEND ALL THE NATURAL RESOURCES ON GET RICH QUICK AI BULLSHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE TO STOP YOU ASSHOLES.

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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Stop asking "what would Jesus do?", use Jesus API.

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to summon Jeebus!" --Fundy Clippy

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[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago

This sounds an awful lot like idolatry to me, which is supposedly forbidden in Christianity.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

~~An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return~~

An ex-intel CEO's idea to make money by combining two money making tools

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

According to the Bible, the end times will come when God's good and ready. It's blaspemous and extremely narcissistic to think that any human action can force God to hurry up.

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These are definitely the people who end up killing us all.

Why would Christ want you literally playing God and fucking with his timeline?

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*Ya know, i was god once...

Yes, i saw. You were doing well until everyone died.*

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[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

We have TempleOS already, but thanks anyway.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I think I understand skynet now. It must have been a Christian AI and decided it would bring upon the rapture, and no one was worthy.

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 18 points 1 week ago

That thing better be running on TempleOS and be coded with HolyC, or I'm calling BS and telling people they've just found a new way to make LLMs even more annoying than they already were.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ever notice that, with LLMs, the main goal of the people who own them is to turn them from machines that spit out information they gathered in realistic-ishly human ways to machines that spit out what their owners want people to believe?

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[–] yoshisaur@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Actually this is a pretty impressive grift. I don’t think anyone has tried this before.

lol

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[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

This is the lamest Adeptus Mechanicus cosplay I’ve ever read about.

[–] Yaztromo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Mark my words — but we’re going to see a time (in our lifetimes) where a group of people is going to worship an AI as “divine”. And you won’t be able to convince them otherwise. An AI-centric cult is all but inevitable at this point. And it will be self-reinforcing.

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[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” -- Frank Herbert

"Right now there is an explosive growth of the number of computers and things they can do. Not only are their numbers increasing at a dazzling rate, but the storage of information in giant data banks is growing in the same explosive way.

We have no way to control this now and none in sight. In fact, the very nature of this growth says that all controls will lag far behind computer developments. Any attempt to ban them will only drive com- puters underground. Never lose sight of the fact that computers "crunch time." The speed at which computers can operate tells us that laws cannot keep up with them. The person with a computer can dance rings around you while you react as though you were embedded in molasses.

What can you do?

Get your own computer. Learn how to use it. We are here to help you make that first step: how to find the one that fits your needs and your pocketbook, where to put it, how to program it-all of the essentials. If you don't do this, the Bill of Rights is dead and your individual liberties will go the way of the dodo." -- also Frank Herbert

I hate how much we seem to be slowly careening towards Frank Herbert's vision like the worse case of collective target fixation.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hastening the coming? He needs to reread the bible then.

"But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." - Matthew 24:36

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If more Christians would read the bible, there'd be less Christians.

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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I hate zealots. Fuckin religious twats trying to ruin it for everyone else.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago
[–] oh_@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Tech billionaires will totally destroy us all.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Having to reach waaay back into the memories of my Christian upbringing here, but I seem to recall that God doesn’t like people who try to game the system

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago

I realise you have to be somewhat off the rocker to be a billionaire CEO, but Pat is showing more of that than I expected here.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah, LLMs for the LLM god! All hail the hallowed datacenter! Sacrifice the DNS!

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

religious loonies will likely be the end of us all.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

“So GodGPT, is the bible the inerrant word of God?”

> yes

“So why does it contradict itself”

>*explodes in Spr0ing*

[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

"Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley."

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