this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
494 points (99.6% liked)

Science Memes

17240 readers
927 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 47 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago

The feces doubles as moisturizer.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Pig poop balls vs. snail poop head

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Im halfway sure they digest the shit again, since they're so small they can't properly digest it

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

But not before they get a good whiff of the stuff

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That diagram isn't making sense. The tube goes directly from the stomach to the anus? Everything else is just ignored? Either I'm missing something or this is AI slop.

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably doesn't need as much intestine as we do, so the length of that tube is sufficient. Or perhaps most of the ingestion is done in the stomach.

But yeah, that is where the snail ants is...

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, it's not AI, you can search the snail anatomy in the web, and you'll see, that it is the correct anatomy for this genre of snails

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Butt which end is positive vs negative?

I need to know so I can recharge my battery..

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Head positive, tail negative (seriously)

It's pulsed though, not sure how well it would charge a battery

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, according to the diagram, the butthole of the eel is the positive electrode?

Or did I miss something here?

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That "did I miss something here?" really instills an image of you standing at a workbench with a live electric eel, various electronics parts, and an IKEA instruction booklet in hand trying to get this thing to charge your phone.

[–] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm getting "If you're not sure, call IKEA's help center and one of our friendly associates will help you to set up your new furniture in no time!" picture vibes

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Well, we can't just release them without a full battery. That would be rather cruel.

[–] magic_window@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Piranhaconda knows what's up

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

You just need capacitors.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it created a lot of energy it would need to much food. The beauty of electric defense is that very little energy deposited has an outsized effect, by attacking your electronics directly potentially even killing.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

The water also reduces the electrical resistivity of skin so less power is needed to be harmful (at least for humans, some fish and reptiles are a different story)

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

recharge my battery

*buttery

Oh wait that's already a word. Hang on is that why eels are slippery?

[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

conventional current positive or electron flow positive?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shoutout to whoever named eels. You nailed it, those things are eels.

Whoever named the mountain chicken is sitting uncomfortably in the back hoping no one brings it up

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 12 points 1 week ago

So that's why the eel made that face at the aquarium when I sarcastically said "nice tail, shitneck!"

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

they also arnt EELs, they are a type of knifefish, which are a sister clade to CATFISH, which also can produce electricity in some species.

[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And fish don't even exist.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yes they do, but not as a useful, well defined category in biology.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's a morphological category, not cladistic.

Like how "tree" is any plant with a thick robust trunk and branchy crown.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

not until i shove my legs into soil

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But electric eels aren't eels

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That's not what their name says.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Morphit@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if they're travelling at relativistic speeds.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Good thing there aren't nuclear strong force eels.

[–] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sir Mix-a-Lot must have a lot to say about this picture.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

B-b-b-b-but(t)!?⁉️‼️

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, next question. If a snake had arms, would they be up near his head or closer to its butt? Like is it mostly torso or neck?

[–] python@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

They're like 1/3 neck 2/3 torso! You can actually kinda see where the neck turns into the torso because of the difference in thickness, I marked it with a green arrow here:

It's a lot easier to see in person though since the chest moves when they breathe so you can be sure that's where the lungs start.

All of taxonomy hinges on where the butt is.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago

I heard eels love neck kisses.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything after the butt is a tail?
Are my legs tails?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the tail is part of the spine, our tail ends BEFORE the butt

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe your leg-tails are, but my leg-tails appear to be separate from my spine

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I like long butts and I can not lie

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago

A snake is technically sushi as it’s a shell around a cylindrical hole.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is such a great sub. Thank you.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago