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Watching people eat them and seeing their faces contort is all I need to know. (TikTok screencap)

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[–] Triumph@fedia.io 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I am known far and wide for liking shitty food.

I will find these and report back.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

They look like rocks. Be careful, don’t crack a tooth!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

RemindMe! 1 month:

Are they still alive...?

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] slackassassin@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago

Came for the journalistic integrity, stayed through the curly fry dis, lived for the horsey sauce. Subscribed.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

That was… beautiful.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago
[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

So kneecapping squirrels isn't the only way to get my fix, good to know

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That does not look like steak.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

It also doesn't anything like the actual steak bites I got last night. They're actually pretty good.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe it's the intense lighting, maybe it's what they used for the "marinating", but that truly looks like rotten flesh. Zombie bites maybe, not steak

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the Minecraft world, eating zombie meat only restores a small amount of hunger and that meat gives you a debuff. So you have to eat a lot of it to be full. The debuff can be cured by drinking milk.

In Minecraft, zombie meat is just cereal.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean even in real life Lucky Charms are poison

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You always braise rodent knees. Did Arby's parents teach them nothing!

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

An instant pot would also cook them properly.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

What an oddly specific yet totally random thing to compare them to

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Damn. In concept they sound good. Except for the whole "Arby's" part.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago

The comments made by black folks on YouTube reviews about these are some of funniest shit I've ever read.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Arby's, home of the rubber meats

[–] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They're actually pretty good. Overpriced badly though.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Arby's has always been absolute shit.

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were pretty decent a little while ago. Back when they did the 5 beef and cheddar for 5 bucks. That couldn't have been too long ago. lemme see...oh, over 30 years ago. Well never mind then.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

That can’t be true, 2005 was ten years ago….

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

When was the last time you saw one close up shop? We give them crap but they're still here, something's working.

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I tried them the other day. They were fine, but I wouldn't order them again. They were seasoned well, but the flavor profile is not my style. Almost too smokey and woody.