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Me, every Monday, in 7 hours of meetings
I surely hope you are heavily exaggerating the number of hours you're in meetings that day. If not, might I highly recommend you find a better company/corporation to work for?
I love my job otherwise, lol. It’s just we cram all our planning and placements into one weekday. Which has its upsides and downsides.
I work in a hotel and I have been trying to provoke the sales director for months
Have you tried tickling his balls? That's what Steve Irwin used to do with alligators, and everyone LOVES him! Well. Except for that one stingray.
Is your sales director a stingray?
no.
and no.
Honey badger don't give a shit
I love this.
I fully believe a honey badger would punch me just to show it doesn't need weapons (teeth, claws) to beat me.
This needs to be a t-shirt