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[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Decades ago, someone wrote a source filter for Perl that allowed for programming Perl-wise in Latin. To the point of conjugating and declining correctly, or at least in a manner that resembled correctness.

I figure with a sufficiently commanding voice you could do much the same with that as with this.

Link (which contains an example): https://metacpan.org/dist/Lingua-Romana-Perligata/view/lib/Lingua/Romana/Perligata.pm

[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 1 points 2 hours ago

this is divine

[–] bfordham@infosec.pub 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

This looks like a great language for the upcoming Advent of Code

[–] lukalix98@programming.dev 2 points 1 hour ago

Just what I thought! Although I will probably try it in the beginning only. Because the complexity of the tasks increases, and a new concept of writing code often messes with my cognitive processing.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Thus do we invoke the Machine God.