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[–] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you git help, you could hash things out, rebase your commitments, and push forward to a better life. Then again I could just be cherry picking things.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I don't get why people have such problems with this they even make memes about it.

Have you people never merged anything by hand or what? It's really not hard.

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Commit branch...I see your thinking of hanging yourself, here is a link to tying a noose

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago
[–] 1984@lemmy.today -3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So cool, I havent seen an ad like this in at least a decade. I use something called an ad blocker and also I switched to Kagi, so.... :)

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