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'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack' (wegotthiscovered.com)

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

It couldn't be all those weird diets and the self-medicating (and self-analyzing ig). No. Must be the house demons.

Not the first time he's seriously ill btw and if you haven't heard of his beef/bourbon diet yet, now's the time.

[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

He always seems to look like he is about to drop dead. At least his outside matches his rotten insides

[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Their simulacrum tumbles like a house of cards.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

You know Jordanspeak!

[–] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's just natural selection. bad faith Darwinism

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