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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Damn passwords. 2FA should have fixed that. πŸ˜”

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

I love doing big capital projects and spending literally millions of dollars in developer hours just for senior leadership to change their minds after the fact and not want any of what we just built!

[–] spacelord@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

So true! β™₯️ πŸ˜†

[–] mrmanager@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

Awfully true.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

First royal flush bingo.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 127 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Forced password resets.
Entropy defeats recall.
Desk blooms with secrets.

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β€œLet’s try to get this thing done with a ridiculous deadline, knowing full well that the work will be discarded because of overriding factor X but it looks good that the team got it done in the deadline someone set, so the someone will get their bonus”

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 56 points 1 week ago

Move slow and no things.

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