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Can't imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything except getting rid of guns.

What a rotten shithole of a country.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

The only way you're going to get rid of billions of guns is if you have a magic genie or a monkey paw.

If our country actually cared and was a force of good and peace, we would have a long-term plan for things like buyback as well as strict regulations and MAYBE in a hundred years we would be gun-free for the most part, but the guns are only half the problem.

The problem is the lack of community and the atomization of our feelings and perspectives. People don't shoot up schools when they feel loved, connected and unafraid of their future. When people have something to live for, they want to help each other see that future.

That's the rotten part, that's where our country is dying. We drank too deep of the well of "rugged individualism" and now everyone is wandering around like it's a video game and NPC's don't deserve second thought.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wait, how are they going to "test" this?

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Running from the gun-drones opening fire is good exercise for the kids, after all.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Gun culture.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Let's fight gun violence with...... robots with guns?????

Oh man, eome kids gonna carrying a band flute case and sniped. How are we this stupid? Mark my words, irobot is gonna kill an innocent kid

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Of course the password to the school's drone control system was just "admin1234"

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Using school to practice your combat drone tech and funnel more tax payer money into the hands of the military complex. Very cool. /s

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's on. Shooters will now respond with armed drones.

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

government to use air strikes to prevent drone powered school shootings

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 23 hours ago

Shooters respond to to air strikes with IEDs.

[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is so much better than passing common sense gun laws.

[–] banshee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

And cheaper! /s

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

"Let's test the new firmware in the district with the most minorities."

You know it will happen. Maybe they'll phrase it differently but the decision will be made.

[–] updn@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't see this going wrong at all. Do you know how long a drone battery lasts? Do you trust AI to pick out the right kids to shoot?

Wtf timeline am I in?

[–] Medic8teMe@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

The one where five white dudes who hoarded all the money control everything.

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Ah AI only has trouble with minority skin colors so it's not really a problem. /s

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh no, now the shooters have drones!

Stole it from the school.

Having attended school this hypothetical is entirely 100% plausible. More children will be killed by these drones then they end up protecting.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now you can do a school shooting from the comfort of your own home!

And truancy!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Can't concentrate with all the humming and weird pop noises!

[–] SpookyLights@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Campus Guardian Angel 🙄🙄🙄

With how they're also ramping up Christian crap in schools, I imagine them putting little wings and halos, and having kids pray for the drones.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait until the bullied nerd learns to hack that system and sends the armed drones to exterminate the jocks.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

That could never happen. The manufacturer assured parents their proprietary software is unhackable.

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