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[–] udon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does she have all teeth in her mouth or just still keeps them somewhere?

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She keeps them with her collections of children and baby daddies.

Just gonna have to swipe right and find out.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I mean, unironically, kudos for being realistic and also not havin the same 'my personality is I like dog/cat and outdoor activity/athletic activity and want to travel' profile.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"multiple baby daddies"

Can someone explain what that is to my non 'murican ass?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (14 children)

She has more than one child with more than one man. There are multiple people her babies call daddy.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

The young lady's paramours are not the strongest with their pullout game.

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

From Urban Dictionary's top definition:

Short for "Baby's Daddy". The father of your child, whom you did not marry, and with whom you are not currently involved.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hadn't heard it was unmarried specifically, like if they did get married and divorced they're still fathers of the babies

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago

There's oddities in the Anglosphere where people act like marriage is permanent even though divorce is pretty common and most jurisdictions either have no-fault divorce or let you divorce with a rubber-stamp of "irreconcilable differences"

[–] Nolvamia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's similar to me and my small collection of ex-wives.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 95 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As someone who comes from a small town and moved to a city - this is all 100% accurate. I wasn't 2 years out of high school and started noticing people my age had already both had kids and were starting to get divorces. Good ol' fashioned home-town morals.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the fault of the homosexuals and the transgenders destroying the sanctity of marriage!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dang sexy homosexuals and transers.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, stop it, you. 😊 I could destroy a marriage on a whim, you know.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Every single one within a mile radius.

When I was in the 8th grade, I had a friend with two kids. TBF he had been held back for four years and should have been a senior in high school by that point, but it was still pretty unusual.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Christian love works fast

[–] Norin@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago
[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 61 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I live in a rural area too and still have all my teeth too, well, except for one that I lost when the back of a folded stock shotgun hit me in the face when I was a kid and wasn't prepared for the recoil without the stock against my shoulder. But I had that tooth replaced with a fake one, so it still looks like I have all my teeth.

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What small town is this from? ... asking for a friend .... who also has all their teeth.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No clue, but it very easily could have come from the one I grew up in.

The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA, so I dove into my ~2014 era meme folder and am posting some golden oldies

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The_Picard_Maneuver is MIA

... that's kinda concerning ... and if they are in the US, disappearing people is starting to become the norm in that country. Hopefully everything is OK. Thanks for the info.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)

He could just be on vacation? Someone just pointed out earlier today he hasn't posted in 2 weeks.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Lmao, someone from US... on "vacation"

[–] gabereal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We call those 'weekends' here in the US, and we are lucky to have them! /s

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plenty of Americans get vacations! Engineers, doctors, lawyers, cops who murdered someone, congresspeople…

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can stop doing meth anytime I want

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Good. Let me have what you're not using.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just a small town girl....

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 days ago

midnight train going anywhere cancelled due to 50 years of 0 investment in infrastructure

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Livin' in a lonely world...

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 days ago
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