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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).

[–] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Back in 2010, Richard Herring's Edinburgh show was Hitler Moustache, and it was very funny.

I can't imagine Jones was being particularly funny though.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago
[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure he's not legally allowed to broadcast anymore

[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

Dumbest timeline

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

Rofl. Is everyone in the right wing trying to get in on distracting from the Epstein Files (and the fact he didn't kill himself)? Is that how shithawks try to impress their leaders now?

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.

I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

In a a few generations it'll be Trump/Musk/Thiel/Altman etc. as the subjects of that thought experiment.

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