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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus christ! WTF is going on?

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Too wide for a real Hitler mustache.
Also he's not a skinny vegetarian.
He looks like a guy that makes a mean carbonara.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago

So the tan suit wass also intentional? Right? Like he's trying to look like Hitler.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Check out the knowledge fight podcast if you haven't already.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago

There is a point where ignoring trolls no longer works. You have to deal with their bullshit.

Alex Jones used to be such a troll. He isn't anymore. If he didn't do this, people would continue to forget he exists.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've had enough dumb for the week.

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[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Those are the guys we keep being told not to call Nazis because it's "too polarizing".

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