Only valid in PHP?
That's when you just shake your head and say True, True.
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So you return a list of booleans?
True
declare function permission(): 'allow' | 'deny' | 'always'
Or when you ask them to choose an index from an array and they give you their life story instead.
I was just watching this classic video, wich is a great example of the meme
"JAVA solves this problem by ..."
- RIT in the fall, 2001
“TrUE”
Boolean functions have potentially infinite return states depending on error handling
- True
- False
- NA
- NULL
- Error1 "You done messed up."
- Error2 "You done messed up differently. But again."
- Error3 "My tender bosom heaves in anguish"
etc
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true || response == "true" 🤣
Ah, so you know my ex
Sometimes my thoughts have bonus content. =3
It’s just being enumerated!