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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago

You don't tear out an architectural feature like that. You make it a focal point.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 62 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Everyone talking about Christmas trees but that's obviously where you put the cheap-ass "Venus de Milo" replica to go with your Mac mansion.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

I'd go with this

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

is a mac mansion a mcmansion styled like the imac g3 because if so i am in

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No no, it's the Scottish version.

Dang, I was hoping for a mansion filled w/ mac and cheese.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Make Justin Long stand in the Mac Mansion while John Hodgeman stands outside the Public Community housing.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Ya know, that was what I had in my head too, but I couldn't describe it properly like you did.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 62 points 4 days ago (12 children)

The sheer waste of square footage is what’s wrong with America, lol- I’m here in my Manhattan one bedroom that I’ve basically designed like a sailboat, every square inch utilized… and the suburbs have just… decorative stairs

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 90 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would say the fascism is what’s wrong. Buts that’s just me.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'll take School Shootings and Privatized Healthcare for $100, Trebek.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Oh, lol that took me a minute to process- obv you’re correct

[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don’t live in a huge house but if I had to go back to a tiny apartment with nowhere to put stuff I would just end it. Fucking terrible way to live.

[–] cabillaud@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We have to start building cities in the countryside.

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[–] viscacha@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago

One ginormous cannabis tree!

that was literally made for a big family that likes taking pictures around the christmas tree like in the movies

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Elaborate throne spot if ever i saw one

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Halloween skeleton in a chair.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty much the perfect spot for any and all holiday decorations

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm imagining an easter party:

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago
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[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Call a plumber. Install a toilet or, if there's space, a claw-footed tub with the whole over-head bath curtain around it. Embrace the awkward

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I vote a functioning toilet. Completely visible, no curtains.

Pooping eye contact with your guests on Thanksgiving is a real power move

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

An altar to the elder gods.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

A bow front fish tank would go so nice there

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have been raised above the rest of the floor. Now you've got to use a relatively skinny tree and you can't put a train or tree skirt around it.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Put the tree relatively far forward, cover the step with a nice skirt, then put your train along the front edge of the step with smaller presents below it and larger ones behind it.

The step makes the tree and the pile of stuff under look bigger than they are and makes a nice raised platform for the train to run along.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I did the math (or rather, found an online calculator to do the math for me) and, assuming a tread depth of 10" and therefore a platform radius of 60", you could fit a 48" diameter train track on it. Not great, not terrible for O-scale, but barely big enough for the most cramped G-scale circle (which might've otherwise been preferred to stay in proportion with a tall tree in the high-ceilinged room).

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

This guy’s mom took tylenol while pregnant.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Punching bag hanging from the ceiling.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Better yet, hanging from the floor

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 days ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Life-sized LEGO Christmas tree

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Stormtrooper

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