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Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine being Steven Crowder right now.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Disciple? No. Maybe Saul's partner in crime before Saul became Paul.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Lol nice rage bite try

[–] Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

People who believe this nonsense are mentally ill.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Get out of here with your religious nonsense.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Not hardly

[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 4 days ago

Hear me out in this one, if by disciple they mean Peter who cut off a Romans ear, or Judas who sold out Jesus, or Thomas who doubted Jesus return, then yeah I get it.

[–] Hector@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

So true, such a pillar of the community, really an example for everyone to live by. Of course the fucking Libs won't tell you that cuz they hate freedom but we're going to fix it. /s

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

one of the DEMONS apostate.

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Preferably the one that had nails driven through his body and was left hanging on the upside down cross.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

St. Peter's cross?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 5 days ago

Real Christian Jesus "Bitch, please! Take your cracker ass and get the fuck out of here."

Supply Side Jesus "Come my child, I welcome you to my flock."

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