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Doctor who left patient during operation to have sex with nurse allowed to practise
(www.theguardian.com)
Was operation successful? Whatever it takes, man.
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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However, she was satisfied
Phrasing.
...that Anjum was determined not to repeat his past misconduct and considered the risk of repetition to be “very low”.
That old medical adage: Fuck me once, shame on you. Fuck me twice... You can't get fucked again.
Doctor Who left patient...
Was the operation a success?
Anjum was absent from the operating room for eight minutes and the patient came to no harm.
8 minutes? Disappointing. Hope the nurse found someone better.
That's why the doctor needs the practise.
came to? Oh shit what happened after he woke up?
and the patient came too, no harm !
He could've done it in 2 minutes if they'd just allow him to fuck inside the OR.
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At least Doctor Who would've been able to go back in time and return with the nurse just after they left.
no when you cross the streams like that you have to reboot the series
...it's always the OR. And I don't understand how, cuz in the OR there's always a full team of people working in tandem, so opportunities to just disappear without being noticed while fucking a coworker or patient are pretty much nonexistent.
Actually maybe that's why it's always the OR lol: folks fucking each other in other units just aren't getting caught.
That or we're just the Florida of the hospital. /shrug.
Imaging dept has ample opportunities. "We're shooting, stay out!" Yeah, shooting loads.
Ugh, this felt personal lol my ex was an X-ray tech.
I swear it’s the personality type that chooses to work OR/ER. They’re super over confident, ADHD, adrenaline junky personality types that thrive in risky situations.
I mean, how hot is this nurse?
More like : How horny was he ??
I have to admit, I wasn't expecting this plot twist out of a BBC science fiction show.
Also, his name is "The Doctor," not "Doctor Who."
His name is actually H.H. Gregg.
Holy shit.
Ha. Real ones remember.
He felt the patient from the inside, turned to the nurse and said “I wanna fuck you like an animal.”
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The nurse will be thankful he's had more practice.
If the operation went well, I wouldn't care what my doc got up to during surgery. If it was really that much of a distraction and they can knock it out real quick I say go for it
He needed some clarity
Damn. I don't even want to read the article. I just want to admire the headline. Doctor left patient during operation to go fuck a nurse.
porn trope.