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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

You might be too old for him.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Who, oh ya that soso comedian that got lucky with a tv show about nothing.

Useless twat.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jerry had more worthwhile things to say back when he had a show about nothing.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Remember when his show had an episode where a minor pursued Ellen? What did the show mean by that?

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[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Bet you won't say that at a clan rally, they looove jews

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] hypna@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's a comedian. Is this a joke? How can someone honestly think this?

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Delusional billionaire with a persecution complex.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's got enough money to retire in luxury forever. Why is he still trying to be relevant? Fucking egomaniacs will be the end of us all.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe he's thinking about getting into politics. Feels like it's time.

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