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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fuckin go for it. It'll get trashed the following day and every day following it.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

The National Guard will finally have something to do in DC

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am assuming they put an excerpt from "I have a dream" for MLK. I wonder what they'll put for CK? The empathy one, the sacrifices must be made for guns one or his actual final words about "gang violence"?

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[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

A statue to pedo-protector Charlie Kirk, friend to pedos the world over, and beloved by all pedos?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 day ago

New public toilet! Sweet

[–] firewyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would it not be better to have monuments to ideals instead of people, who can be flawed, idolized? ...asking for a friend

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

We have those too. Justice with her blindfold, scales, and sword as well as lady liberty with her woke poem claiming we want huddled masses yearning to be free. Hell, even our obsession with our founding documents fits in that category

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I wondered how long it would take to draw a direct comparison to MLK.

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

DC really could use more public places to piss.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone -2 points 1 day ago

This is ok as long as they accurately reflect his big beautiful face.

[–] wagesj45@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago
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