He must be a true warrior.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Secretary of binge drinking
Imagine making "I'm the secretary of war of the most well funded military the world has ever known" as your whole personality. Sad, pathetic, get a hobby, get a real job
W.orthless A.lcoholic R.apists/Racists
Makes sense to me
the thing to do here is to continue referring to it as the DoD. I know that nobody of any consequence will do anything that could be construed as interesting but a person can dream
They got the name plastered all over the place .... now all they need is an actual war
And no one said that it has to be a war on foreign soil either
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The guy is part of the administration that went after people over the "Gulf of America" name change. He knows there will be consequences if something is missed.
If Trump does get a peace prize then nothing will mean anything anymore.
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chihuahuas
He’s not good at keeping secrets.
To be fair, he’s not in charge of intelligence.
Just out of curiosity, how many wars have you people won on your own?
The Civil War?
The confederates had indirect help from some other countries, but they didn't win so... Yeah.
Well, they also lost that one.
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At least they're being honest for once.
I hate how so many countries call it minister and ministry of defence when they only use it for offensive wars, not defending their country.
Secretary of Whiskey + Automobile = Restraints
Department of Where Are Repstein files?
Will be changed when the next dem gets in I'm sure.
Nah it won't because it wasn't actually changed now. DoD was named by an act of congress and an EO didn't do anything other than let Baby Pete call himself something so woke.
I adore your optimism, but sadly I don't share it. There won't be a presidential election in 2028.
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