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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is that the eli yudin from the "What A Time to be Alive" podcast?

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

You won't believe how this title makes you click itself.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 days ago

Somebody said carrots?!??

[–] WagnasT@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Huh, didnt know cnn plays dota2.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Also: bears and Battlestar Galactica.

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[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)

The sad thing is if Americans saw a supermarket shelf of only carrots or Cheetos, its clone in color and size only, they would stuff their carts with bags of Cheetos instead of a rabbit's favorite snack. I love carrots but processed foods are America's comfort cooking

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I, too, love carrots, but man, you can't tell me that a cheeto isn't more tasty.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I think I honestly prefer carrots.

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

People in the US actually like Cheetos?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like both.

The jalapeno cheddar Cheetos are the best Cheetos.

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[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

To me, it isn't

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I recently got my partner on board with replacing sugary snacks with carrots and it's great. Plan on making my own chutney soon from apples I foraged for recently, should be nice with some carrot sticks. Supermarket chutney is made with more sugar than fruit, I know it needs some to preserve it along with vinegar but they use way more than necessary. Any recipe I find the main ingredients are fruit/veg, any I find in the shop then the largest ingredient is sugar.

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[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought it was about Trump, but at "nutrients" I was like: Wait a minute ...

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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

LET THE RABBITS WEAR GLASSES, DAMN YOU, CAN I GET AN AMEN?!

That was decent

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Nice. I also like Charlie’s video which is a little less rigorous but also addresses the question of β€œwhat?”

https://youtu.be/35Wmz2IFW2w

Sweet potato.

[–] NoMadLadNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 days ago

Tell this to the internet loon that says carrots are not food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6g_9xZNdRI

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