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believe it or not there is only one placement of water bottle that would really suck

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[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If you aren't carrying soup in them are you really even riding, comrade

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

I'm trad (they're all full of wine)

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

One full of warm chowder for while I'm still cold and the rest full of gazpacho to keep me cool

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

We're drinkin too much water.

If you look at the broad scope of history never has society been this hydrated. Things have never been worse. Cancer's up. Mental illness is up.

Drink water? That's your solution?

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps society has never been this hydrated, but have you considered that society was significantly more dehydrated for most of the 20th century due to the proliferation of soft drinks?

checkmate atheists

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

But cancer used to get you when you're old and now it gets you when you're young.

This cancer shit's depressing. It ain't ever been pleasant. Don't care if you're a royal, don't care if you're a peasant.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you look at the broad scope of history has society been this hydrated.

no. thanks for asking tho.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You want me to drink your overpriced "reservoir" bullshit? No thanks. I'll start drinkin a beer, I don't care that I only been up 30 minutes. You know what else is up? Cancer. And mental illness.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In past eras, people drank mild beer or wine all the time in part because potable water was harder to come by. We should get back to that.

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

Exactly! We used to give that stuff to children! We should also go back to respecting people who do art and fearing them as sorcerers.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like the position where the chainwheel just sprinkles oil onto the mouth of the bottle.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

The one on the lower side of the downtube?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Daily reminder to stay hydrated

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Water, soda, tea, coffee, kava, yerba mate, matcha, piss, almond milk, negroni

Don't forget, lube.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

I would get saddlebags and fill them with camelbacks, then run a series of 2 into 1 hoses so I could drink from them all simultaneously.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

That might work if you were using piss as propulsion, like a multi-stage rocket

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I couldn't do the front fork one, I'd fall over. I always put too much weight on my hands.