People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
Y'know, I first read the image, and it felt like "Oh, so Man1 isn't feeling great, so his friend Men2 tells him to come to have at his place to talk about it or just do something fun. That's a nice friendship".
That perception did not survived the rest of the text.
Is this supposed to be read right to left? The message with "Read 9:01pm" makes me think so
So he sent the text after the time he said to be there? What a dumb asshole.
The read timestamp actually makes it funnier.
You can also tell that the guy on the left is the weak one because he actually needs a keyboard to type out his text message whereas the guy on the right can do it with his mind alone.
In my experience the guy on the left gets a loving wife who understands and respects him. The guy on the right gets a bunch of random sex, often only once per woman, and either goes to prison for how he treats them, or has a bunch of divorces. Also nowadays there is a 50/50 chance his pickup is in the same price range as his house.
Don't drink the alpha broth.