Marry a lady!
Also, pedantry: activate! It's not an either-or situation -- it's a both situation.
this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025
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Resume: Either get married and be made to watch on a man's phone Either don't get married
used to refer to a situation in which there is a choice between two different plans of action, but both together are not possible
Thus, if you want to truly feel that pedanticness, getting married or not getting married is, by definition, an either-or situation, since you can't be married and not married at the same time.
Questionable though my reasoning my be taking the context into account, get outpedantic-ed!
Does this mean any "both" situation is actually an either-or, because the choice is still between both or nothing? I don't like that
Wait so if I see a cheeseburger I can’t pull up the 3 second clip of Ecchan saying "Cheeseboige"? That’s cruel.
No, you'll have to perfectly recreate it yourself. If she loves you, she'll draw a woddermelan for you.
Sad meskmelon noises
Meet halfway, tell them they have to screen cast to the closest TV or no watchie