this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

Hmmm.

Maybe I have lower standards than I thought. That's encouraging!

[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And no one even mentions Bo Burnhams song about exactly this?

Well here is a link then.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But there’s a whole points system that scientifically explains why those women aren’t even good enough for you and should be happy to pair up with a man who goons to hentai instead of having a social life.

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