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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

What a fucking great use of taxpayer money... NOT!

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

i understand this crosswalk has meaning, but until it is unguarded, let all unguarded crosswalks be rainbows! : D

be safe out there <3

[–] XenGi@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Paint the Police cars!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Paint all the crosswalks.

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