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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

So back to the original name. No more double speak.

This is a good change.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The Department of War had that victory over the Confederacy, too, right?

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I guess we couldn't have a female president because we'd have war only every 28 days

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Sure, fine, its true. Disgusting, but true.

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool cool, let’s revert to the previous century as much as possible. Looks like he’ll be dead in a matter of weeks anyway

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Someone should open a betting pool of how long before he dies from natural causes.

that should send a message of how "popular" he is.

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