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[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."

He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.

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[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'd be the department if peace if he was leaning into the 1984 thing

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It was known as the department of war until shortly after WW2. This is one change where I appreciate the honesty. Doesn't make him any better.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Relevant George Carlin bit: We like war!

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 6 points 1 week ago

Now rename the IDF to the IOF.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Not even the nazis renamed the Wehrmacht to Angriffsmacht

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[–] Kronusdark@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think the only logical next step is for him to get an "I'm the bad guy" t-shirt. His supporters would still say it was just a joke.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Its sad and depressing that the sketch with the nazis asking if they were the baddies are more self aware than modern maga

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

give me nobel peace prize or else

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I voted for Trump because I was TIRED of getting into Wars!

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If you really did so, I have a question for you: Why did you think you could trust him?

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[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Is this him finally fulfilling his promise to restore honesty in the government?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

He gets dumber by the minute

[–] CountVlad47@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

I guess war is easier for him to spell...?

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

The president of peace and all that.

We all agree this is just distraction and the arbitrary nonsense is really the point: "we make up what is true" is what they are trying to show.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please get this man some more hamberders, fries and cokes. Also, maybe some doritos, fried butter sticks and corn dogs, stat.

Also, he's a pedo that was best friends with a pedo.

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[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This is a great sign. When they changed the war department to defense department, its primary mission went from defense to war. Now maybe it can go back.

Can anyone else load the article? I couldn’t. Does it address this?

[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not even that nice when you abbreviate it:

Before: DOD = Dee Oh Dee. Has a nice flow

Now: DOW = Dee Oh Dup?

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