Let go Donnie!! Fuck grocery prices. This is what is important.
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president epstein, trying to do anything to not talk about himself. constant threat of tariffs since hes been doing for a while isnt working, he moved onto the troops in LA strategy, followed by faking "health issues", and insulting people. hes going to keep recycling this until people get tired of it go back to talking about the files.
Release the Epstein files you pedo fucks
Yeah, Epstein would have loved that...
Ministry of peace
The should make the treasury dept the dept of making rich cunts richer
I mean...we've been fucking the world up since Korea and Vietnam. Arguably also WW1 (2 we sort of had an excuse because of Japan). And South America before that.
In theory it is the idea that we minimize harm to the heartland by engaging threats/"threats" before they burn down the white house again (mad props to Canada).
But nah. This is just the republicans continuing to be fucking morons. Like when perry (?) campaigned on killing the DOEnergy, got appointed as head, and realized that there were nukes next to all that clean coal.
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Good.
We're not even a quarter of the way through this...
I'd suggest moving the coast guard and national guard, DHS, FBI to department of defense. Department of War/Offense that includes CIA/State department/NSA/Mind control propaganda is good. The $1T+ budget of department of offense represents $10k/year per tax filing household, and it becomes an obvious, even in "I like money" idiocracy state, that people could vote for a $10k annual dividend instead of paying for the department of offense.
It was already extreme BS to call US empire funding "defense".
I mean, that's exactly what it was lol.
Dep of health > Dep of pestilence
Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger
Dep of ? > Dep of Death
Department of Health -> Department of Death
Department of Agriculture -> Department of Famine
Center for Disease Control -> Department of Pestilence
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It was known as the department of war until shortly after WW2. This is one change where I appreciate the honesty. Doesn't make him any better.
That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.
I voted for Trump because I was TIRED of getting into Wars!
Sounds like the propaganda worked wonders on you.
I think you missed the sarcasm
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Now rename the IDF to the IOF.
Hey at least they are honest. 🤷♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.
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