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Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook's Vision of Island History (hard-drive.net)
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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 18 points 6 days ago

Why do all of my villagers keep saying that slavery wasn't that bad?

[–] panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I thought they were his nephews!

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Timmy and Tommy are Tom Nook's nephews, yes.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Blathers isn't. Timmy and Tommy nook are adopted nephews or something