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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 118 points 1 week ago (5 children)

That's not Germany that's Bavaria. Come on, every country has that one part full of crazy people that you don't want to compare the whole country to.

[–] Zephorah@discuss.online 23 points 1 week ago (8 children)

So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?

[–] Ditti@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've seen it being compared to Texas before and - from a non-American point of view - that seems pretty accurate.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Accurate in more ways than one. "Howdy, pardner!" and cowboy hats is to the US what yodeling and slapping your Lederhosen is to Germany.

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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Aren't Texans originally German settlers anyway?

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No. The original "settlement" (aka stealing land from and genociding indigenous people) of what is today Texas was done by the Spanish.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

When Spain claimed sovereignty over the area now known as Texas, they didn't actually have de facto control.

A big chunk of modern day residents of Texas trace their lineage back to waves of German and Czech migration. One large wave showed up in the 1830's and 1840's, negotiated a treaty with the Comanches who still controlled the land, and established German-speaking settlements through much of Central Texas. So actual control over the land was established by Germans more than it was Spanish.

Even in the portions of Texas conquered by Spanish settlers have now been settled by people who don't trace back to those Spaniards. The Spanish-speaking people of Texas declared independence with the rest of Mexico and became Mexicans. Then, after the war of Texas Independence, were mostly driven out by English-speaking Texians who had migrated from America (and largely trace back to to English, Scottish, or Irish migrants).

So no, modern day Texans are more German than they are Spanish. Just because the Spanish were the first to do it doesn't mean that they or their descendants actually held the land in the centuries that followed.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

the original

describes later waves of settlers

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm arguing that the Spanish didn't "settle" most of Texas at all. They claimed sovereignty without control, and didn't "settle" it themselves because they were driven out themselves, before they had the ability to displace the native American tribes that were already there.

Not how i read it, might want to rephrase, add a sentence.

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[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Montreal is awesome wtf are you on about? You mean Alberta?

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[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Australia has a "Dingo's Breakfast" = a piss and a look around

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

I moved from Bavaria to Saxony about two years ago. I always thought the whole "The West" "The East" thing was a joke and no one actually talked and thought like that.

Then I realized that it was just that there is "The East", "The West", and "Bavaria". Bavarians don't identify with "The West". Nothing "The East" says about "The West" applies well to Bavaria. It's just a very shielded microcosm. Bavarians don't identify as Germans. They identify as Bavarians primarily. They are doing their own thing.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 73 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The “Perfect For Sharing” title should be placed on the top part of the box. At first glance, I thought the last meal was the one for sharing.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?"

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I remember a time doing fours on a cig lol

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

"Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"

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[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That’s almost like the old ”Finnish Breakfast Meme” but a healthier version.

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[–] magpie@mander.xyz 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The most German thing here 'sausage salad'

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago

It's a lighter, refreshing alternative to meat salad.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

I like steak salad. with bacon instead of lettuce

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[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1 cigarette for a €1? That seems like a deal.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Been some time since I stopped smoking prepacked, but they were available in 21,22, 27, 30 and 35 I believe. Dependent on the brand

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[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.

[–] remon@ani.social 13 points 1 week ago

Wurstwasser.

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Replace the water with coffee and it's the European breakfast in its purest form.

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[–] NochMehrG@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In my town there ist one restaurant which offers this as smoker’s breakfast, including coffee.

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[–] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

You're at Airbräu! I love it!

And you're trying to tell me this isn't perfect for sharing?

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

That sounds like it's illegal under our tobacco tax law

[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

The Québec style is a can of Pepsi with a cigarette and some religious words that are also swear words because reasons.

[–] ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't get it, what is this? Is this some kind of reference to something?

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

"Last meal" is what you eat before being executed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the "Poachers Plate (free)" for small kids having some food from their parents order.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why's the menu in English?

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.

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