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As if I needed additional reasons to hate this man.
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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Well yeah, it's white.
"What Undercover Brother said was true"
- My wife
This is the petty level of american campism and 'news'
Tomorrow at 8, watch the spectacular 2 hour documentary: "Orange man uses wrong fork at formal dinner!"
Surprising...(checks notes)...nobody.
Profoundly weird people.
Why does she look like his sister?
The mark of the beast
Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they're not the same thing. But one is objectively better.
He does have a wife? That's the news here...
Rumor has it, she's why Elon musk had that black eye a month or two ago. Elon was trying to hit on her and Stephen gave him a black eye.
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Who cares?
I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.
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That's fucking disgusting.
Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller
Gross
i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy
Whatever, she's married to him, so that's proof that she's a pig.
I thought she ran away with Elmo?
wasnt it the other wife of one of trumps cabinets? or it was her?
I think so 
That tracks
Got to give it to him, the man has taste