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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How did Ducktales get so many bangers associated with it in the 90s?

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Hmm, how about the Samurai Pizza Cats or Fresh Prince theme?

Perhaps cheat codes for the original Doom, Duke Nukem 3D and StarCraft?

A Newgrounds username and password?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Recite the Konami code, how to use it in Contra, and what does it give you?

it gives youBruises on the arm from a sibling for wasting all the extra lives.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What an ICQ number? Especially one that was only 6 digits. I'm so old and even ICQ is young.

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[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No? Ducktales not good enough? Okay, then what about ....

Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrorize their neighborhood. But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on every one.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is the song that never ends.

Fuck you.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 13 points 3 days ago

Pfft, I would have given the cashier a menu:

Rescue Rangers

TMNT theme

Darkwing Duck

TaleSpin

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If not, what about Darkwing Duck?

[–] QuantumStorm@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

When there's trouble you call DW!

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Moving to the UK I have not been carded once. I look young for nearly 40, if I say so myself. It's much more civilised.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You do realize I'm legally not a woman in UK right?

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

James Bond jr?

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