I'm in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden I look down, and see a tortoise. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without my help. But I'm not helping. Why is that doc?

[–] AutoVomBizMarkee@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

But doctor, I am the tortoise!

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

sweat

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

hell yeah, illinois is a top 5 state

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

We dont always get it right, but when we do, uhhh....idk how to finish this thought.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

illinois is establishmentarianist, but still a welcomed oasis in these times of reactionary control.

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Illinois has also had this for a while: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biometric_Information_Privacy_Act

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I look forward to the dunk tank post of some twitter freak comparing this to Jim Crow