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You won't regret using a rotisserie chicken as a bookmark.
The lingering aroma wouldn't let you forget, either.
a gateway to baked turkey bookmark
No, too wet, must deep fry.
Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.
I fucking new it
I fucking chew it
When reading a book from the library I normally use a fish. The change in olfactory intensity is the perfect reminder to bring it back in time.
Fish are a good choice, but im partial to cetaceans of all kinds.
Ah, here we have an alumnus of the Unseen University.
Possibly even faculty
Okay, but have you seen the price of rotisserie chickens lately? I'm not made of money.
Where are you France? They're a loss leader in most grocery stores in the US.
SCP-5031, we understand your distinct preference for rotisserie chickens and will ensure a suffient supply thereof.
Regrettably, rotisserie chickens are in fact not the answer to everything.
Don't have money? Try using ~~guns~~ nukes instead
Finally, a solution to this problem
Eww, not a big fan to randomly have dead chickens in my feed :c
I‘m more worried about the "cooking skills" of that person. That poor bird looks dryer than the Saharan desert. Look at that skin… less temperature, more time.
Whqt kind of dead animal do you prefer?
None, why would I want any?
Uh, to mark where you were in your book? Some of us like to read things in order over multiple sittings.
I know, crazy.
Things another chicken would say
Now I am hungry