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How about... People are paid as age verifiers. Win, win. More jobs, lower chance of data being stolen, maybe more awkwardness if you came across your partner on the other end of the teleconference call.
Or, how about this, bring back porn theatres. Industry gets paid from ticket sales, you have a ticket person who can ask for ID.
Also, is porn really that damaging to kids? I remember when there were videos circulating from beheadings and that was far more traumatising.
First thing I thought of was what if your family like aunt/uncle or cousin has this kind of job... that'd be way awkward.
Back to wooded areas for you, my friend
Not saying that he should have to do this -- but I bet he could apply foundation+concealer to cover them up.
On one hand this guy has a hell of a hobby that seems like it steps on everything else in his life. On the other its amazing dude exists to fuck with normative behavior and policies that exist to keep people down.
Sail the high seas, friends.
“Ah good, finally have some alone time. Just gotta go put on a full face of caked-on concealer before I can jork it.”
I'd be devastated if I couldn't watch pyrn.
Note to self: Sell realistic masks so adult Brits can watch llama Pr0n.
Pretty soon it'll be illegal to masturbate over anything but a picture of the king.
He should put lemon slices over his eyes to complete the look.
Nah, maybe he has some ground to counter this insanity the government is pushing. They enacted this silly shit, and now they're violating his rights as an adult.