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Image transcription: 98% of UFO sightings have turned out to be bounce castles that got carried away by the wind.

(Originally published a few hours ago on mstdn)

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[โ€“] MTP@musicians.today 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

maybe UFO's are just the missing 'y' s off the "bouncy castles" ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the 2% are Castles in the Sky

[โ€“] formuchdeliberation@mastodon.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oh, that's what happened to the missing bounce castles...

[โ€“] Arapalla@mastodon.social 1 points 2 years ago

I thought that number would of been higher......

[โ€“] apenkop@mstdn.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA!! That's a good one!

...or maybe the bounce castles got carried away by UFOs...๐Ÿ˜ฑ

[โ€“] robchapman@ohai.social 1 points 2 years ago

Ah...so that is what Ian Van Dahl was actually singing about.

[โ€“] Meowthias@mastodon.world 1 points 2 years ago

It would be a massive relief to be taken up in one either way.

[โ€“] MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk 1 points 2 years ago
[โ€“] muerk@nerdculture.de 1 points 2 years ago

Sorry, this is a high quality fact.