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[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 1 week ago (21 children)

Crustaceans: Crab

Mammals: ~~Weasel~~ Crab

Plants: ~~Tree~~ Grass. Everything grass.

Amphibians & Reptiles: ~~Unchanged because they are perfect~~ Crab

Birds: ~~360° around back to dinosaurs~~ First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beatles. Beatles everywhere. Bowl cuts will go crazy.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fungus head out to seed another planet.

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[–] pooberbee@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All the fish are dead, of course.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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You are thinking of birds.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fish are three of the categories listed in the meme.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fish, fish, and fish.Mammals, amphibians/reptiles, and birds

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything in the system evolves into a cloud of dust and gas about 27 million years from now.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Evolution by Stephen Baxter (Wikipedia) was an interesting read.
Note: Baxter can be dry at times but i always enjoy the worlds he creates.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I respect the hell out of Baxter, he's a hard sci-fi artist. However, he's so unrelentingly bleak I had to quit reading his stuff.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

We seemed to have it all hammered out. Love me some Cambrian explosion, wild shit! It was like the 1910-1920s for the industrial age. "Throw it at the wall and see what sticks!"

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

We'll just have to see what spots get opened up by lack of biodiversity to know for sure. There won't be new crabs and weasels if there aren't enough prey for them.

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