If you need to Well, actually… on your first date, all your dates will be firsts!
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Well actually, any subsequent dates wouldn't be my first ever date /s
Keep this up and we'll upgrade you to having 0 dates.
So your first date will be all of your dates (just the one), thus all your dates (singular) are firsts.
You've just catapulted into the territory of square-root of negative 1 dates.
Now we need to know what OP thinks calamari and caviar are. It could be a 6' situation where guys invite girls to caviar but order calamari. First hint is that she uses singular for calamari.
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I've been the side guy in a similar date in a bar. But instead of calamari is fish eggs. The dudes deeply held belief was the flat earth lie.