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(Originally published on universeodon.com: 2024-02-03)

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[–] dr2chase@ohai.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

proposed alt text:

Knock knock!!!

Who's there?

Hike.

Hike who?

Unsuspecting son.
Dad waiting with bated breath.
Sets the perfect trap.

[–] Lulukaros@mastodon.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

can someone explain the joke

[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Incase they still don’t get it… “hike who”

[–] cqd_sos@mastodon.online 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haiku, aka three-liner, is probably the operative word here.

[–] Mary625@mstdn.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] mattstocum@mastodon.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

the perfect dad joke exists!

[–] Boinkage@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A haiku must contain an observation of the natural world. This is not a haiku.

[–] Snowshadow@mastodon.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤦 👍 😂

[–] kaitou@mdn.kaitou.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

おもしろい

[–] TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤣👍 love this

[–] gr3yg00@mastodon.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Uhh, that's good :)

[–] joesabin@mastodon.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤦🏽 Groan...

[–] teresa_athome@mastodon.online 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

🤦‍♀️😂