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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Whats wrong with that meal tho?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean, even if you're really into unseasoned fish topped with raw onion, presentation certainly leaves something to be desired.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Probably pickled onion. Like in the rollmops pickled herring jars.

[–] zout@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

Usually it's just regular raw onion. And there's actually a lot of taste in the herring due to gibbing.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Doesn't look pickled, but it definitely could be I guess. Fuck I love pickled onions...I don't eat mops though, rolled or otherwise.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

unseasoned fish

Good fish doesn't really need much else than salt. Unless you don't really want to taste the fish but the other stuff

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Good anything doesn't need much else than salt, doesn't mean I don't want it. Find me a savory dish that's not improved by garlic and I'll stab you in the heart because you're obviously a vampire.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to taste the other stuff, I want to taste the fish though. The joy of a good fish is the taste, no reason to muddy that taste with other stuff

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't eat mud, and sorry, you can't come in my home, vampire.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't get it, do you mean you'd eat mud if someone put spices in it?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, just that flavors don't get muddied when I cook, it must be a skill issue.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Flavours don't mix when you cook? Lmao

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They mix perfectly and sing in harmony. Like yeah, a good whistled tune is enjoyable, but I prefer the symphony.

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My understanding is that it's pickled and salted, and both of those are seasonings.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 13 points 2 months ago

Side fish is enough.

[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Pickle is a perfectly normal side dish. You should stop dutch shaming people.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Wooden shoe be the one to notice.

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

If it was a full pickle, you'd have a point. One little burger chip? That's not even an entire amuse-bouche.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

It's a snack, not a meal

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Americans are frightened if their meal isn't covered in cheese and doesn't have the consistency of babyfood.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nothing, it’s delicious.

Damn it. This post made me hungry for some herring.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've never had it, but I'd probably love it. If I list my favorite meals, most of them would include fish.

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should try it if you ever get the chance. The flavor is really subtle and it just melts in your mouth.

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[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

There was a video about this somewhere.

Basically the Dutch never really developed a “cuisine” and they don’t have one. They don’t even give free meals at school, they care that little about food.

They’re mostly just a “I eat for sustenance” culture who loves snacking instead of actual meals.

The Dutch people I know are fully content just eating bread for every meal.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Am I secretly Dutch?

If they ever invent a pill that I could take for perfect nutrition instead of food, I'd happily do it.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think this is how my wife assumes I eat when left to my own devices.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I totally would if it actually gave enough nutrition to live healthily off of. Having to eat is an annoyance.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now with flavor!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not a pill, but things like Soylent exist

https://soylent.com/

[–] lardass@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (3 children)

You can't live on it or you'll walk around dribbling out diarrhea all the time.

[–] usrtrv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Sure if you go 100% soylent without ramping. Any major diet change usually ends up with diarrhea. Typically your body adjusts. Its the same tired trope when people complain about diarrhea from cuisuine they rarely eat.

I've never done it but know multiple people who have lived off soylent(or alternatives) for long periods of time.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Ah, I haven't actually tried it lol.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

There was a period before soylent people discovered fiber, when this was true, but now I think all the various manufacturers of this type of stuff adding it, and beyond the almost inevitable adjustment period, it actually stabilises. And we're talking days, not even weeks.

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I thought they all ate they same sandwich every day for lunch? Like all the kids already have that sandwhich with them when they come in to school, no need for free lunches.

Dont get me wrong this was a clickbait article and I am probably misremembering the country anyway.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What a moronic video. It is pretty funny that people are seriously getting their information from such sources though, explains a lot about our current situation.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Certainly looks like something in Tom & Jerry.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You can tell by the pickle next to it. 😉

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[–] elizbeth.valadez708@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

We're not judging crimes against food sir.

Yeah, they didn't bring enough to share.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I love Dutch herring! I eat it whenever I'm there. I've had both Hollands nieuw and maatsje haring, both nice though the quality really is nice during the right season.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I moved here a few years ago. My second haring experience was robbed of me by a seagull. Wait till you have seasoned warme kibbeling (deep fried Atlantic Cod nuggets), it's incredible with garlic sauce (knooflooksaus). My all-time favorite Dutch cheese is old farmer's cheese (Oude Boerenkaas) and as far as I know, cannot be exported since its's made with raw unpasteurized milk.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Dutch are very tall people. 6" average.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I don't think its tall at all - its merely average to me.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Six inches?

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