Is that less or more the energy of your average Falcon Punch?
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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What if I wanted to cook the chicke through friction, by say inserting an object 3 fingers or so thick in and out of its cavity as fast as athletically possible? ... so um... how long should I keep fucking my chicken?
alternatively, how long do I have to keep choking my chicken to cook it?
Math says it’ll take more than 2 minutes, so unfortunately it’s out of reach for you
Excellent, physics in service of humanity!
Where's the link to the YouTube video where someone tried this? I remember listening to it last time someone posted this.
Fucking nerds in the comments^l^ ^love^ ^it^
I think they did this on mythbusters
How fast does it cook in a vacuum?
to my knowledge these calculations pretty much have to be assuming a vacuum. IE there's no mention of heat loss between slaps. which would be inevitable as 23k instant slaps, would take considerable time.
I'd suspect it doesn't cook so much as, y'know, explode and dessicate
So, how many slaps to cook Stephen Miller?
This is why AI will take all of our jobs. Oh well, as long as we can.