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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Trebuchet@europe.pub 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never forget that effete jog out of the Capitol when he realised shit was about to go down

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Brave Sir Hawley ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Hawley turned about.
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Is that not how Christians run? ;)

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hawley almost always looks like he’s about to break into a song about how he definitely does not diddle kids

[–] ZeroCool@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Resting diddler face.