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[–] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

"Are you sure?" Not a movie but close enough.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Stop lollygagging! And... regular gagging!

[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Was that a goat?

Big Trouble

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

"You're wasting your time talking to her. You wouldn't waste you time however dancing with her."

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Welcome to eartf

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

lithium is no longer available on credit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

β€˜I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

"Now this is happening"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"he can't see without his glasses"

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

β€œWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

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