this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Temps here are around 30°c. I'd love to have a cold bed lol.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I thought this was a writing prompt for some future dystopian hell but, no, turns out it's our current dystopian hell.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Get a hot water bottle.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This reads like one of those "oh no! The escalator is not moving, what shall we do!?" situations.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

You're projecting your awake self onto this person.

Imagine this person, who is seems grumpy and cold and has probably been laying here for at least 15 minutes not wanting to wake themselves up by moving around and just now got out their phone and tweeted this.

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