...just buy a normal bed, idiot
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Invest in orthopedic mattress and linen sheets instead of this crap.
Maybe you don't live somewhere where the average summer temperatures are 30C or higher. I'm those places, this would be a great product; your alternatives are to swelter all night, or A/C your house. A self-cooling bed would be more energy efficient.
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If you can't hack the bed I'm not sleeping with you ever again
So that black mirror episode wasn't fiction?
Obviously the heating coil, power source and variable resistor combo was too dependable for our planned obsolence society.